I would definitely end up in a lab one day, that was a truth I had accepted a while ago. What else? Have you really not thought about this before?' I turned into a monster most of the time when things got too intense. 'Someone would figure out we are a fusion and we'd end up in some lab for experimentation, obviously. 'Whoever asks us would be confused but why is that such a problem, commie?' I narrowed my eyes. You'd say Tom and I would say Tord like we did before and, yeah. it's better than not knowing what to say if someone asks for our name. Why not something like, I don't know, Steve?! Or anything else that sounds normal!' 'You can't just put our names together! It sounds awful. 'Seriously? 'Torm'? That's an even worse name,' I growled. What? What kind of godawful name is that?! 'What about Torm?' Matt suggested after a few seconds of intense thinking. 'Okay, this is definitely NOT going to work,' Edd sighed, messaging his temples.

'Do I have to, though? Because I already know how embarrassing it sounds.' 'You don't even know what it means!' He growled. Who in their right mind names their child 'Tord'?' I snorted.

'Oh? Well, your name is a total joke anyway. 'I won't let myself be called Thomas either. 'I won't let anyone call me 'Tord', dumbass. fused? We can't just call you both names.' Matt muttered. 'And.how do we call you as long as you are. The only thing we need is to find a way to turn us back.' 'It doesn't matter how tall we are anyway.

I groaned in frustration, 'I don't care if I'm taller than Matt, Edd! I just want to be a single person again! Why should I care about any of this?!' You'd have to stand beside him, so we can compare your heights.' Probably a bit taller than Matt, but I don't know how tall. Then, we could forget this ever happened and move on. Hopefully, we would become ourselves again soon enough. Ugh, we had both reacted, making us reply in some mixed voice. 'You are taller than before,' Edd commented when he and Matt finally put us down on one of the chairs in the kitchen. For this and for everything else! I would rather be dead than have to deal with this bullshit any longer! This was so incredibly humiliating! I was not some helpless baby! So why was I treated as one? Why did they have to carry me?! Just because Tord was - surprise, surprise - an asshole and fused us together! I absolutely loathed him.

Let me tell you why that's bullshit edd